I'd comment on this but I hate Captcha codes.
Oh, no! :( I'm sorry to hear you've been getting spam! Captcha is awful, but I understand not wanting to spend all your time moderating a billion spams. Do what you have to!
Friendly comments are welcomed with fairy music, magic wishes, and possible unicorn sightings. Troll comments will be Transfigured into decent-looking rocks or Vanished. Spam comments will be shot down with blasters. You have been warned.It is with much regret that I've set the monster Captcha guarding the gate. There just weren't enough blasters. I'm sorry. I hate it, too.