Briana, my best friend and a veteran Myspacer, recently posted the results of an internet quiz on her site. It told her that her “inner European” was Italian. Which makes sense, if you know Briana; she studied photography in Italy and, in the process, fell so much in love with that country that she’s now learning the language as well.
Of course, I had to try the quiz. This automatically meant that I killed an absolutely unreasonable amount of time yesterday taking internet quizzes. When it comes to getting acquainted with oneself, no question is too small, I guess.
The quizzes range everywhere from a “quick and dirty IQ test”—which told me I was below average logically, even after I’d played with the answers until the score went as high as it would go and it called me a genius in every other area of knowledge—to generators that will give you invariably stupid foreign names. I had a blast playing with them; laughed hard and freely at the tests and their results. Among other things, I have learned from them that my inner Californian would live in Orange County, that my “2005 summer anthem” was Kelly Clarkson’s “Since U Been Gone”, that I’m so sexy I sometimes scare men away, and that I should date a Swede.
Here are some of my favorite results. You can take these tests yourself (after you finish reading this post, of course!) Be careful, though: they’re highly addictive.
My “inner European” didn’t surprise me at all; well, except by actually being reasonable:
|Your Inner European is French!|
Smart and sophisticated.
You have the best of everything - at least, *you* think so.
This particular quiz seemed like the answer to my prayers (you have to read my post “Odd Stuff” to understand that):
|You Should Learn French|
C'est super! You appreciate the finer things in life... wine, art, cheese, love affairs.
You are definitely a Parisian at heart. You just need your tongue to catch up...
This one intrigued me. What kind of soul are you? it asked. While taking the test, I wondered in amusement how many kinds there were, and who defined them. This is really a pretty accurate description of my personality, though; the quizmakers must have ripped off part of the Myers-Briggs or something. I wonder about the compatibility feature, however, since the "What Kind of Soda Are You? quiz told me to stay away from my best friend's personality:
You Are a Peacemaker Soul
You strive to please others and compromise anyway you can.
War or conflict bothers you, and you would do anything to keep the peace.
You are a good mediator and a true negotiator.
Sometimes you do too much, trying so hard to make people happy.
While you keep the peace, you tend to be secretly judgmental.
You lose respect for people who don't like to both give and take.
On the flip side, you've got a great sense of humor and wit.
You're always diplomatic and able to give good advice.
Souls you are most compatible with: Warrior Soul, Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul
I’ve lain awake nights wondering about this one. You have, too. Admit it:
|Your Personality Is Like Ecstasy|
You're usually feeling the love for the world around you - you want to hug everyone.
And while you're usually content to sit back and view the world with wonder...
Sometimes your world becomes very overwhelming and a little scary.
As a new but loyal X-Men fan, who has happily progressed all the way to reading (Brandon’s) comics, I simply had to take this:
|You Are Cyclops|
Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause.
You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them.
Power: force beams from your eyes
I didn’t know how to feel about this response:
|You Are 50% Weird|
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!
This one came as a bit of a relief. Since I scored so high on weirdness, though, apparently my quirks have just manifested themselves in Yankee ways :P
|You Are 10% Redneck|
I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.
You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!
I would never have posted one that asked simply for the kind of car I drive, except for the hilarity of the response. Ask my family; they’ll all tell you I’ve openly liked the idea on this bumper sticker. “I’m Matt Foley… and I’m a motivational speaker…”
|Your Bumper Sticker Should Be|
Livin' in a van - down by the river
And now, for the grand finale, is one all you men will definitely want to take. The internet appears to have been tipped off about my listening to Metamorphosis at work (no joke—I actually do that):
|Your Inner Pop Princess Is Hilary Duff|
Shedding every color
Trying to find a pigment of truth
Beneath my skin"
You're sweet and cute, but a little more complex than that.
Now it's your turn! You know you have all been wondering what kind of mythological creature you are (I'm a mermaid) or what kind of pizza you would be ('Everything' pizza, in my case) or what animal you were in a past life (apparently, I was a beaver; I have no memory of this.) Ahh, I love the internet. You can find answers to everything you ever wanted to know and more... much more.
So, you know me, as soon as I saw all of the tests on your site I had to go take them myself (can everyone say...oooh shiny). So apparently I have a SEEKER SOUL, my personality is like ACID, I should learn SPANISH (NOT! La lingua italiana `e bellissimo), I am 40% WEIRD (okay...please tell me how that can be...all my life I have known without a doubt that I AM WEIRDER than you...I must now rethink everything...hmmm, maybe I should scrap photography and become an economist), I am 0% REDNECK (Jenna, I know you, you must let me know how you scored 10%! by my account you must have said yes to two and I can't for the life of me figure out which two),ReplyDelete
Oh, and apparently I am 57% Indie -
You're pretty indie, but you don't make a fuss letting everyone know.
You just do what you like. You enjoy many types of things - from trendy to bizarre.
Oh, and what superheroine am I...Buffy the Vampire Slayer!
And I love how you and I are able to take the tests as each other and get them right...We Rock!!!
Am I brave enough to say on my blog which of the Redneck questions I answered "Yes" to? I guess so. I have been hunting once, and for nostalgia's sake I checked the Yes box under "Red Lobster is your idea of a fancy dinner." Honestly, when I was a kid, it was!ReplyDelete
And yes, we know each other well, and we definitely rock :-D
Hi, it's Hammer! Thanks for coming to my blog and joining in the Christian vs. agnostic conversation. You may have heard A1 say that he felt kind of funny when you and Fenrir were talking about his eternity. Well, I sort of was too. You may not have relized it but I am actually alot and I mean alot younger then you, and I preach to my friends and cousins alot, but never anything this intense and... I don't know. Just thank you for the great expierence and I hope to see you at my blog again.ReplyDelete
I miss ya, Jenna... post soon so I know things are okay with you.ReplyDelete
Chaos here... will call soon to set up time together.