It finally happened: I didn't finish a book in time to review it on Wednesday. Granted, I read half of two books, but that's not particularly helpful here.
If you're desperate for a review, try Giffy Reviews. This one is my favorite—I've heard that about The House of Leaves, though I've never read it. Also, there's a cat. But there's plenty of awesome to be had in other entries as well.
Peace offering: a cat picture blooper. Is it just cat eyes in the flash, or is Maia wearing Spectrespecs? You decide.