"...I don't know, Don; she missed a comma splice in paragraph three..."
"She's a strong competitor, though, and since Paige Turner of Canada overlooked a major misspelling, the door's wide open..."
"Let's take another look at her rework of sentence 12. Watch the way she adds the semicolon, removing the need for the overused conjunction. Exquisitely done... Her artistic marks will reflect that..."
Oh, I was SO born in the wrong universe!